Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So squirting runs in the family.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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