She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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