so explain again why im purple
no
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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