You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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