"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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