I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i wish my penis had a tongue
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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