Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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