you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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