No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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