no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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