Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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