omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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