Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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