Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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