D3 body, D1 cock
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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