i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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