I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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