yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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