The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The feeling are messing with the penis
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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