Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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