He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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