no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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