didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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