Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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