You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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