Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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