You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
His nipple licking is glorious
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