i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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