I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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