woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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