Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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