Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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