It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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