I'm really into asian looking animals
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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