drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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