did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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