She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
