i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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