He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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