I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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