She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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