god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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