Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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