I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
How external is "for external use only"?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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