Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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