party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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