i wish my penis had a tongue
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think my moral compass just broke
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