Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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