His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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