I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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