Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
In America we eat man semen.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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